"What’s your favorite album?"
did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
I thought you might call.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"
"It’s mildly breezy outside."
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post