A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
ppl are mentioning those dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggs - the flesh of one of God’s creatures shaped into the form of another…witchcraft!
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter
bOOK DAARIO IS. OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL